January 28, 2010
Bulletin Thought
A Thought from Pastor Bryson,
A church member recently sent me
this email. It is amusing but also
serious.
A Terrorist Group in the Church House!
Latest
news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in
many of our churches. They have been
identified as:
- Bin
Sleepin
- Bin
Arguin
- Bin
Fightin
- Bin
Complainin
- Bin
Missin
Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin,
trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised
as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and
destroy.
However, there have been reports of
a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the
name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin
team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.
Bin Prayin does whatever is needed
to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ.
We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different
characteristics than the others. They
have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin
for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.
NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!
(However, you can spot them if you
bin lookin and bin goin.)
“Prayer Changes Things”
1/31/2010 1:23:04 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) 
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